Tuesday, May 27, 2008

What Men and Women Needs To Know About Each Other

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It was often said that Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. Makes me think if both sexes are from other planets then which ones are from Earth originally? (Hah! Just my two cents!)

I know it’s just their analogy in some famous book but well its true men and women don’t think alike they just compromise to bridge that huge difference.

Anyway, here’s some funny but with a pinch of truth stories and anecdotes that we already know about our species.Its fun to read them and realize the truthfulness in them (I included both sexes to be fair!)

What Men Needs To Know

In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of a man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking.

"Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound...

"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills."

"I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"

The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.

She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more."

"I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."

He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.

She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster."

"I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded."

"I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I have no problem being submissive...he just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't help himself." When she finished her spill, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, "You're asking a lot." She replied, "I'm worth a lot."

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What Women Needs To Know

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules:

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

JUST SAY IT!

‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question


Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done

Not both

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

Sex,

Sport, or

Cars

You have enough clothes

You have too many shoes

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.


Share this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Share this to as many women as you can - to give them an education


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14 Happy Finders:

  • Journey to Life said...
     

    hello there! Good day to you! thank you for leaving a comment:D

  • earthlingorgeous said...
     

    Your welcome :)

  • Pinay Jade said...
     

    Haha these are very funny but true facts on men and women.

    Girl,you've been awarded fro being brilliant!

  • Niraj said...
     

    Hi........

    Nice blog and also nice information.

    After reading your blog i know that
    "What Women Needs To Know"

  • bobbyboy said...
     

    hahaha very enjoyable read...although, there is probably more than a little truth to many of them hehe.

  • The_Sphinx's World said...
     

    This is funny but true. Men do not play with words, they want us, women, to tell them what our problems are. Women sometimes have to think twice if we have to tell them the problem because we fear what their reaction might be, so we hint. Men seem to think that picking on hints is a waste of time.

    But no matter how different men and women are, they do complement each each.

  • earthlingorgeous said...
     

    Awww Jade thanks so much! :) :x

  • earthlingorgeous said...
     

    Hi Niraj,

    Thanks! Glad to be of source of knowledge :) Use that power haha!

    Bobby,

    I think I agree with you there's more than a little truth but actually can be said as the truth too haha... I was just being subtle so as not to hurt feelings :P hahaha!

  • earthlingorgeous said...
     

    Sphinx,

    Hmmm... I think men play with words in some other way like maybe when they are trying to pick up a girl and get in her pants.

    But when it's a serious talk in a serious relationship they pretend to be dumb and not get our hints because they know we women are thoughtful and nurturing beings who doesn't want to hurt their ego filled heads.

    Yikes I sound bitter :P

    But I agree we complement each other. Can't live with them, can't live without them applies to both sexes.

  • Salamat said...
     

    After a year of marriage, especially on an interracial marriage, I found myself pulling everyday to talk, talk & talk...no matter how uncomfortbale it is:( and it works for us, whew! it was such a hell of a ride(about 6 months) but we did make it to one-sweet year and looking forward for more to come! Thank God!
    Happy Tuesday!

  • Donald B. Dousharm said...
     

    My Wife is my Companion, Best Friend, Lover & Soul Mate. We are as a couple what every relationship needs. We know that we will grow old together and never part.

    Yes we fight, argue and have many disagreements but who don't. She does things that annoy me and I the same. What we have is something that most young people, sadly enough will never have the patients to ever find out. That is the sad truth.

    For all the young that read this. Don't throw away love. It is a precious gift that doesn't come along too many times in ones lifetime. Don't squander it, instead take the time to embrace it and learn from it.

    Relationships are hard work but worth every minute.

  • earthlingorgeous said...
     

    Wow Shawie Congrats!

    I can imagine how difficult it is especially with the cultural differences. All the best for you and your husband :)

  • earthlingorgeous said...
     

    Donald,

    Finding the one person who will be your everything and vice versa is the greatest blessing of all :) You are lucky to find that love and kept it. All the best for you and your wife Donald and many more years to come.

    Thank you for sharing your experiece.

  • BlkAv8tor2003 said...
     

    "Salamat said...
    After a year of marriage, especially on an interracial marriage, I found myself pulling everyday to talk, talk & talk...no matter how uncomfortbale it is:( and it works for us, whew! it was such a hell of a ride(about 6 months) but we did make it to one-sweet year and looking forward for more to come! Thank God!"

    I agree with Salamat, when I got married me and my wife were truly best friends and I enjoyed it alot! We would hangout like two kids together, talked all the time about anything and everything and after a few years and new girlfriends she changed the rules and didn't tell me. Then things went down hill from there and never really recovered.

    If women wouldn't change the rules without having a sit down discussion and stop listening to their friends all the time I think many of us would make it through the rough times.

    BlkAv8tor2003

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