What Were You Thinking?

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?


He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."


The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.


THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.



The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly.





The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.





The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."





The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!





The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.


Question: What was in the prince's pants?


(Scroll down for the answer)


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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


What were you thinking??


BE HAPPY EVERY ONE!

What Men and Women Needs To Know About Each Other

Photo by Roy Kim

It was often said that Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. Makes me think if both sexes are from other planets then which ones are from Earth originally? (Hah! Just my two cents!)

I know it’s just their analogy in some famous book but well its true men and women don’t think alike they just compromise to bridge that huge difference.

Anyway, here’s some funny but with a pinch of truth stories and anecdotes that we already know about our species.Its fun to read them and realize the truthfulness in them (I included both sexes to be fair!)

What Men Needs To Know

In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of a man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking.

"Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound...

"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills."

"I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"

The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.

She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more."

"I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."

He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.

She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster."

"I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded."

"I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I have no problem being submissive...he just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't help himself." When she finished her spill, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, "You're asking a lot." She replied, "I'm worth a lot."

***

What Women Needs To Know

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules:

•Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

• Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

•Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

•Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

•Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

•Crying is blackmail.

•Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

•Subtle hints do not work!

•Strong hints do not work!

•Obvious hints do not work!

•JUST SAY IT!

•‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

•Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

•A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

•Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

•If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

•If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

•You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done

•Not both

•If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

•ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.

•Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

•We have no idea what mauve is.

•If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

•If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

•If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

•When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

•Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

•Sex,

•Sport, or

•Cars

•You have enough clothes

•You have too many shoes

•I am in shape. Round is a shape.

•Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Share this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Share this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

Life's Great Truths

Great Truths that Children have Learned:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Great Truths that Adults have Learned:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great Truths about Growing Old:
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) Its frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

The Four Stages of Life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Success:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
The difference between 'United' and ‘Untied’ is where you put the i.

Love and Butterfly

Photo by Cemedia

"What's the feeling of being inlove?" a child asked her mother.

"It's like going to a theme park and riding all the rides that you want!" the mom explained enthusiastically to her child.

The kid seemingly discouraged to her mom's explanation. "So it will make you dizzy and vomit?"

"No, no," the mom hesitantly answered with smile on her face seemingly to notice that her child was a bit confused. "It's like going to a candy store and having to eat all the sweets that you want!"

"So it will make your tooth hurt?" the child still confused.

"No, ok it's like running so fast with nothing boggling your mind," the mom having trouble describing love in a language the kid would understand.

"So it will bruise you, and leave a scar once you trip and fall?" the child remarked.

"Look at that kid, that child knows better," remarked her uncle who just passed by and overheard their conversation. "Isn't it funny that a child knows what adults usually ignore?" he exclaimed.

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Well, at some point when we experienced love and heartbreak we do experience those things the kid said but well that is the balance of life I suppose. Glory is much sweeter to taste after overcoming all trials. Life is a constant struggle, imagine how life would be without having to experience a bit of hardship right? Just like this butterfly story :

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.

What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.

Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If God allowed us to go through our lives without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as what we could have been. We could never fly!

Set Your Priorities Straight

When I said list your priorities, I do mean PRIORITIES and not just things you want to do. If that confuses you let me give you a clear example.

I could put in my list date David Cook but that's like shooting for the stars but if I revise it I can just say go watch David Cook’s concert or buy his first album then that's doable. But of course David Cook is not on my priorities, dating him, watching his concert or buying his album wouldn’t improve the quality of my life, so why should I include him in my list at all.

When I said list of priorities in it means a list that will improve the quality of your life and not just some list of things you want to do short term or long term.
I have those kind of list too, my short term and long term goals. I also have list of things I wish I can do or dare to do someday if I have the liberty to do it with my extra time and money. But as it is it’s something extra and not necessary.

If you trim down that list and break them down to categories like personal, family, relationships, materials, work, and then break them more into what is most important to you that will improve the quality of your life and will make you happy, believe me the list will shrink and you will be surprised to have no less than 10 priorities set.

Let’s all be realistic in setting goals, don’t just write things you know you have no means of achieving or not sincere to have or doing it for the heck of it. Never ever lead yourself on. It will lead to disappointment to the point of surrendering to what happens happens and not because you pilot your way to where you want. Like I said you have the choice. You have the power to set your priorities straight.